You can't argue with that logic

"Blondude" (Blondude) 08/19/2013 at 12:26 • Filed to: None

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William Byrd > Blondude 08/19/2013 at 12:28

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Both can be really expensive though. :0

whaden > Blondude 08/19/2013 at 12:37

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I still kiss my race car from time to time.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Blondude 08/19/2013 at 12:56

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11. Dragons.

Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > Blondude 08/19/2013 at 13:01

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Replace 9 with You can sleep immediately afterwards without having to mollycoddle the car.

Hermann > Blondude 08/19/2013 at 13:03

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I was thinking about Sex Vs. Racing the other day. I was thinking on how similar they are:
1) You start your interests when you're still a child, but you have no idea how it works. You just think women race cars are awesome.

2) You first start as a spectator, watching porn races .

3) You play with yourself model cars and video games , imagining the real thing.

4) You get to try the real deal. You find out it's way more complicated than you think it is, and the older guys that kept telling you stories about their experiences were actually lying, it's nothing like that.

5) Your first few times turn out as huge disasters, but it's extremely addictive and you start refining your interests.

6) Curves look much more appealing. Unless you're the drag kind of guy.

7) You want more, but you don't work yet, your money won't suffice to make your dreams come true. You realise these things belong to playboys and movies.

8) You dump your girlfriend Miata because you were offered an adventure with a former porn actress Ferrari 430 Scuderia .

9) And find out that even blowing your brains out, life is not a porn racing movie. It's harder than you thought and you can't simply live up to her capabilities.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents 08/19/2013 at 13:04

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I do that regardless of car or woman

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Blondude 08/19/2013 at 13:06

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Don't know, never had a race car make me a godamnsandwich.

Atomic Buffalo > Hermann 08/19/2013 at 13:30

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There comes a time when you're pretty sure your partner is trying to kill you. Sometimes this just makes it better.